Monday, December 10, 2007

Royal Military College wants more non-Malays. Really? Or is this another bull to counter Hindraf and genocide charges against the Malaysian Gamen?

This morning I was looking for stories on HINDRAF. I wanted to find out what happened to the Batu Caves 31 who were denied bail on trumped up attempted murder charge, and Uthayakumar (he sounds Ghandian to me!). Hindraf claims "ethnic cleansing", some agree, some don't. Hindraf claims "racism", again some agree, some don't. The BERSIH rally, and now the lawyers who arrested for the Sunday morning stroll. Then I came across this story. I was just tickled pink when I read this story in the NST today (online version of course, I don't buy the thrash). :

KUALA LUMPUR: The Royal Military College wants more non-Bumiputeras in its boarding school.

The move is to further promote unity between Malays and non-Malays.

Home Affairs Minister Datuk Seri Radzi Sheikh Ahmad said students would live in the same boarding school for two years.

"It is the best way to promote understanding among different races. They will share a room with someone from a different race.

"They will learn about their roommate's race, culture and religion," he said ....

Hahaha! Hahahaha! Hahahaha!

I fell laughing because, well because it was funny. Actually the subject matter is serious, but its funny how these bumis make it into something so noble, Mandela would be ashamed. Hahahaha!

Note to Parents: DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT SENDING YOUR CHILD TO THESE PLACES!

There are two reasons why the non-malay population of RMC, and other residential schools, including Mara Juniour Colleges and Sekolah Sains are low:

  1. Malaysian government's racist policy
  2. The reluctance of parents
The first part is all well known. As a non-malay, the chances of entering these schools (with excellent facilities, good teachers and a promised entrance to the university - trust me I know 'cos I was a former student), is like striking a lottery! But you must understand the stated goals of these schools. For further info, you can look here. It is meant to increase the amount of bumi students getting quality education. In that it metamorphosizes into something else. And it is this the parents should be aware of, and indeed many are aware and decide not to send their or admit their children.

The reluctance of parents: As a former student, I can understand. Once you are in these schools, several things hits you right in the face:

  1. Semua melayu! Everywhere melayu. Everything is malay. Makan melayu, tidur keliling melayu, mandi dengan melayu (!), klas penuh melayu, main bola semua melayu...
  2. You are the TARGET! You'll be targeted for every mistake that happens. This will happen on the first day you are there. You will be scrutinised for everything. If you eat the wrong way, watch out when you are asleep! If you like to shower for a few minutes longer (for the melayu, 5 minutes is the longest time for a shower), watch out when you shower the next time!
  3. Do not pray! Do not even show an inkling of faith in your religion! YOU WILL BE TARGETED! This is no joke! My locker has seen some of the worse abuses, like urination, destruction and everything else, for keeping a small religious icon.
  4. Don't ever say anything about ANYTHING to the best (even the bestest!) malay friend. It will be used against you in the courts that convene after lights out! You will be punished.
  5. Don't ever, ever, ever, ever complain to the malay hostel warden! This'll prove to be the biggest mistake of your life!
Next, there are two things you must accept AT ALL TIMES when you are in (carcerated) there:
  1. Malays are supreme. They are your leaders and they make the law and give the orders. Don't ever think otherwise!
  2. Islam is the only true religion! And you better accept it, or else. Its the religion of peace or you are dead!
During classes, you must never challenge these "facts":
  1. Science classes: Are classes where Islam is "proven" to be the root of all knowledge. Everything (and I mean everything, don't you even think otherwise!) is based on Islam. I remember when the teacher was explaining about parasites, and the most famous parasite (Islamicly of course!) is Taenia soleum, the tape worm. This lowly worm is the "proof" that Islam is the truth! If you try to explain that its also found in beef, "its not that serious". If you explain that the people who eat are still the healthiest of peoples (Americans for instance) "Wrong statistics". LOL!
  2. History classes: All the best things are Islam, you and your religion(whatever you believe) is shit. Accepted history be damned! Everything is based on Islamic history. Your religion has nothing to do with anything good in this world. EVER! Try explaining that the Decimal Number System is not Islamic system at all, and watch the fireworks! LOL!
  3. Ugama classes: You must listen while your religion is derided as fake! Islam is the truth and everything else is completely and utterly false! All your religious practices are "jijik", "munafik", "shirik" and everything else thats bad in malay and arabic. If you get a chance to spent the time in the library, you are lucky! For one reason or another, Hinduism gets the bulk of the hate. Don't know why.
  4. etc. etc.
When its time for games (where I was, the time for games is 4.30 to 6.00 pm and its compulsory), accept that the captain of the teams must be melayu. The heroes of the games must be melayu. If any of you scores, don't show any outwardly happiness or emotions. It was just plain luck. But if the melayu scores, jubilation is a must! But you mustn't hug the guy or anything. Others will do it for you.

There are no routes for the non-malay, non-muslim to redress any issues that may arise, especially when your faith and race is thrashed. As a non-malay, non-muslim student, you must accept it!

Wanna send your kids now?

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